Evil Glenn's All Powerful Fatwa!

*A Filthy Lie*

What is this news? I looked on my mail and apparently Evil Glenn has issued a massive Fatwa against ME! Little old (well, maybe not old) hole in the wall me! Apparently he is sending out viruses to people who look at GOP and College, because he's afraid of my potential to rise above him in the Ecosystem. And word on the street is that he's using his automated computer screen I discovered to do it!

Wait...I just realized you're reading this...on my web page...Sucks for you.