From 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America (and Al Franken Is #37)
Rick and Kathy Hilton
OKAY, PARIS HILTON has an excuse. She's a moron. But her parents can't be let off so easily.
If they gave Nobel Prizes for the mom and dad who raised the most vapid, empty-headed, inane, hollow, vain, tasteless, self-centered, useless twerp in the entire country —maybe in the entire world —Rick and Kathy Hilton would be on their way to Stockholm to pick up the medal.
Paris wears designer T-shirts with slogans like "Got Blow?" and has said, "Wal-Mart? What's that? Do they, like, make walls there?" She's made headlines for shoving her way to the head of a wash-room line, and when upbraided for her rudeness, said she just wanted to look at herself in the mirror. And, as everyone knows, she's a big movie star —if you count having sex in a home video that has made its way around the world on the Internet as being a movie star.
But Rick and Kathy's little celebutante insists she's misunderstood. The bad press "sucks," she pouts, and she thinks that "people are mean."
Congratulations, Rick and Kathy. You did a fine job. People are mean —especially to heir-heads like your daughter.
Hahahaha! Awesome. "Paris Hilton - The epitome of what what you get from bad parenting."