Evil Glenn's DNA

Harvey asked the question at Alliance HQ, "What was discovered in Evil Glenn's DNA?." The man who reportedly killed hobos, and blends puppies, but got off of charges because of the DNA evidence.

The conclusions may HORRIFY YOU!! (If you're name is Glenn Reynolds)

Glenn is apparently the long lost relative to Peace-king, GANDHI!! He had tried to hide it from everyone, but when asked about his relation to Gandhi, he told us, "I hate that fact, so I tried to distance myself by being evil. I can't stand the whole peace-monger deal."

When I asked Glenn's Lawyers about the data, they told me that it was a blessing because they could take the "Guilty by association" debate, and turn it around to be "Innocent by family."

Lucky punk.