Sarah Silverman gets huge applause/laughs at Paris Hilton's expense. Here's the transcript:
In a couple of days, Paris Hilton is going to jail.
*12 second applause*
Wow. Wow. Thank you. Heh.
The judge says that it's gonig to be a no frills thing and that is ridiculous. She is totally going to get special treatment. As a matter of fact I heard that in order to maker her feel like more comfortable in prison, the guards are going to paint the bars like penises.
Is that- I think it's wrong too. I just worry that she's going to break her teeth on those things. Anyway...
Wow, why do I feel dirty?
Watch it here.
The look on Paris' face is PRICELESS!!!