GOP and College Caption Contest 16

It's time to announce the winners of the 16th GOP and College Caption Contest!

Honorable Mentions
Many in the room were hoping the cuddly one would cozy up to Hillary. - jimmyb

Death Cat sayz “Death iz coming for joo!” – GOP and College

"You'd be surprised how quickly I can chew through an IV." – ChrisA

And the top 5!

#5 - Oscar didn't know why he held sway over life and death, he only knew that he liked it. – pudge

#4 - Who you callin Pussy? – Peakah

#3 - Excellent.. – jimmyb

#2 - So tell me. Do you feel lucky, punk? Well, do ya? – RT

And the winning entry:
You want Grandma to live to see Christmas? It'll cost ya five cans of Starkist Tuna, packed in water -- none of that oily sh*t -- and a dime bag of catnip. Too steep? Grandma's lap sure looks comfy! – Cowboy Blob

Source: Reuters via Yahoo!

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OTB
Willisms
SYLG
Gone Rick Motel
Cowboy Blob
Bagel Blogger
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