It's Official...

Pigs have learned to fly, Hell froze over, Ralph Nader will win the election, and the Boston Red Sox finally won the World Series. Boston swept the St. Louis Cardinals in the series deemed "The Red October" by baseball reporters turned into "The Red Massacre" as the Red Sox dominated the Cardinals the entire series with the only close call being the 11-9 Game 1. After that Boston held the Cardinals to only 3 runs over the last 3 games, while scoring 13 themselves. Congratulations to the Red Sox for breaking the 85 year curse of Babe Ruth, and possibly making Torre take a huge pay cut.

Kerry's favorite Red Sox player, Manny "I'm Not Ortez" Ramirez won the series MVP award. Hat tip to Football Fans For Truth showing just how much Kerry knows about baseball and his "beloved" Red Sox.

Side note: If you can find a screenshot of the SNL skit where they showed Ralph Nader as president with pigs flying and devils throwing snowballs, please post a link to it in the comments. It would be much appreciated.