Where Will Evil Glenn Be? (A Filthy Lie)

From The Alliance:

Where will Evil Glenn Reynolds be this New Years to celebrate the oncoming of 2006?

I know exactly where Glenn will be. He's flying out late Friday night (to avoid being seen) to Beijing and on Saturday he is going to be looking for restaurants that sell cooked mutts and pure-breds.

There he will be able to have many plates of "Puppy DeJour" and a few "Puppy Power" Shakes to bring in the New Year.