Thursday, March 23, 2006

If You Don't Thank The Zoo-Keeper...

If you don't thank the zoo-keeper for rescuing you from the lion's den, then he's gonna throw your ass back down to the lions.

Dear Dubya,

I am writing to complain about the horrible waste of military resources that took place in Iraq. Our men and women are there to bring freedom to the Iraqi people and have their hands full. Therefore, I think placing a group of these brave souls in harms way to rescue Harmeet Singh Sooden, Jim Loney and Norman Kember, was a terrible waste of military resources.

Therefore, I suggest that Harmeet Singh Sooden, Jim Loney and Norman Kember, be returned to their state of captivity with the Islamic Asshats Society or another similar group. This may sound like we would be putting our soldiers back in harm's way, but I am sure if you may find some willing volunteers amongst the troops who would love to drop these ungrateful slimebags back into the terrorists hands.

Since the troops will not get a nice word from these ungrateful jerks, I would like to say "Thank you" myself.

-The Man

How about them ungrateful Canadian peace activists, eh? Or AP's "forgetting" the comments made by the Canadians?

*update* AP has since added the comments, but buried them at the bottom of the story.