Friday, August 25, 2006

Found This On Myspace

For those of you who don't remember, GOP and College is still on Myspace, and I recieved this from G.W. Bush Fan Site. (Caution Liberals: This quiz may be difficult for you to take)

In 1968 Senator Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by:
A. Superman
B. Jay Leno
C. Harry Potter
D. Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40

1. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, Israeli athletes were kidnapped and massacred by:
A. Olga Corbett
B. Sitting Bull
C. Arnold Schwarzenegger
D. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

2. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by:
A. Lost Norwegians
B. Elvis
C. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
D. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

3. During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:
A. John Dillinger
B. The King of Sweden
C. The Boy Scouts
D. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

4. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
A. A pizza delivery boy
B. Pee Wee Herman
C. Geraldo Rivera
D. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

5. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old Jewish American passenger was beaten and then thrown overboard in his wheelchair by:
A The Smurfs
B. Davy Jones
C. The Little Mermaid
D. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

6. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a US Navy diver trying to rescue passengers was murdered by:
A. Captain Kidd
B. Charles Lindberg
C. Mother Teresa
D. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

7.In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
A. Scooby Doo
B. The Tooth Fairy
C. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
D. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

8. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
A. Richard Simmons
B. Grandma Moses
C. Michael Jordan
D. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

9. In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
A. Mr. Rogers
B. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Bill's extra-curricular activities
C. The World Wrestling Federation
D. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

10. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to take out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed by the passengers. Over Two thousand two hundred people were killed by:
A. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
B. The Supreme Court of Florida
C. Mr. Bean
D. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

11. In 2002 the United States began a war in Afghanistan to stop terrorist training camps operated by:
A. Enron
B. The Lutheran Church
C. The NFL
D. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

12. In 2003 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
A. Bonnie and Clyde
B. Captain Kangaroo
C. Billy Graham
D. Muslim male extremist s mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

13. In March 2003, the United States began a war in Iraq to stop the killing of thousands of Iraqis by a ruthless dictator and stop the terrorist training camps operated by:
A. The Simpsons
B. Santa Claus
C. The Easter Bunny
D. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

13. The 2004 Spain Railway bombings were caused by:
A. Brittany Spears
B. Justin Timberlake
C. Tony Blair
D. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

14. The July 2005 London Railway bombings were caused by:
A. Margaret Thatcher
B. Olive Oyl
C. Stewie from Family Guy
D. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

15. In August 2006, British and Pakistan authorities arrested 31 people, days away from blowing up 10 United States flagged aircraft. The 31 folks were:
A. A girl scout troop from Ohio
B. Nuns from a New York convent on vacation
C. A kindergarten class from a London public school
D. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

I really don't see a pattern here to justify profiling, do you? So, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly fanatics intent on killing us, airport security screeners will no longer be allowed to profile anyone. While not all Muslims are terrorists, [almost] all terrorists are Muslims.

They must conduct random searches of 80-year-old women, little kids, airline pilots with proper identification, secret agents of the President's security detail, 85-year old Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal of Honor winner and former Governor Joe Foss, but leave Muslim males between the ages 17 and 40 alone because of profiling. (it isn't politically correct)

Recall the writer of the award winning story "Forrest Gump" who so aptly put it, "Stupid is as stupid does." Please consider passing this on to everyone in your address book.

Unfortunately as the bumper sticker says .."Some people just need killing, that is why we have Marines."

Our Country and our troops need our support and prayers.