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I've finally gotten around to picking the winners of this GOP and College Caption Contest. So without further delay, here are the awards.

Honorable Mention:
"I think Shaq dropped a testicle!" - Wyatt

Top 5:
5) Shaq: "Maybe the other one will drop soon too sir." - Rodney Dill

4) GWB's poll numbers didn't get the expected bounce either. - Cowby Blob

3) "What do you mean, 'Excuse me while I whip this out?' Whip out *what* exactly?" - V the K

2) That bounced right back up, about as well as one of your free throws going trough the hoop. - Sssteve


And the Winner:
"What you laughin' at Willis?" - Rodney Dill


Source: Reuters

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