Wednesday, December 05, 2007

Well, Doesn't That Suck A Big Fatty

The BBC took a few Muslims out to play paintball (H/T: Malkin) back in February of 2005. I hadn't seen it this way, but apparently paintball is considered a great training device for terrorists.

I mean look at it this way, you get to practice shooting people, and if you get shot yourself, you just try again in the next round.

I've played paintball for going on 4-5 years now, and absolutely love the sport. (I just wish I had more money to play) This sucks to see something like this be corrupted and used for the wrong purposes.

And for your viewing pleasure, the Top 10 Reasons to Date a Paintball Player;
Top 10 reasons to date a paintball player…

10. They like it when they get bruises.
9. They like to show off their guns.
8. They aren’t afraid to sacrifice their body for the better good.
7. They love to see how dirty they can get.
6. They shoot at 300 feet per second.
5. They do it in bunkers.
4. They also do it in the woods.
3. They are up for it 6 or more times a day.
2. They always take care of their equipment.

And the number one reason to date a paintball player...
1. They always wear protection.