"It's Fake And Bake, And I Helped!"

Kerry is donning the classic look of either fake tanning oils, or way too may trips to the tanning bed. But, I guess those senate votes are less important than a healthy radioactive glow.

And thanks to Blogs of War for this classic:

Oompa Loompa Democrats

Oompa Loompa Democrats doo
I’ve got another doozy for you
Oompa Loompa doompadah dee
If you are clueless you’ll vote for me
What do you get from a glut of TV?
Swift Boat Vets always shooting at me
Why don’t you try simply reading a book?
But at my weak record you better not look!
Oompa Loompa Doompadee Dah
At your expense I will go far
Taxing and spending, flip-flopping too
Like the OompaOompa Loompa Democrats do



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