Thursday, April 06, 2006

GOP and College Caption Contest 7

It's time to announce the winners of the Crazy Hair Caption Contest!

10) Consultin' with the rain
And my head I'd be scratchin'
While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain – The Man


- John Patrick Roper

8) First Spong Monkey ever in captivity. – Rodney Dill

7) Wookin' fo crackers in aw da wong paces... – fmragtops

6) Guy in the background: Just push the button that will maker her say it was racism again. – GOP and College

5) Cynthia McKinney admits she stuck her fingers in a light socket after being told not to by the Capitol Police. – PCD

4) In a fleeting moment of intellectual clarity, McKinney demands a "blacks only" entrance manned only by black police. – Maggie

3) ... and the award for worst hairdo by a black woman not married to Bobby Brown goes to... – V the K

2) Sorry Cynthia, being a racist disqualifies you for the title of Democrat Dumbass of the week. – PCD

And the winner:

Although impressed that Tiger Woods not only played the golf ball from where it landed on top of her head, but sank it for birdie, McKinney was still a little pissed off about the fact that Tiger didn't replace his divot. – Harvey

Previous Caption Contests:
Upside-Down Democrats Caption Contest
Not-So Warm And Fuzzy Caption Contest
Dangerous Caption Contest
Chipmunk Caption Contest
Breakable Caption Contest
What Do Ya Say Contest

Other Contests:
Gone Rick Hotel
In The Right Place