Evil Glenn Laces Podcasts!

I was sitting at home the other night, listening to Glenn's Podcast, and suddenly, I blacked out, and had $65,000 sitting in my living room. Twenty minutes later, I woke up again with the podcast still playing, looking at my bank statement online seeing it had $65,000 more in the account. Then I woke up 5 minutes later with a new report playing on the Podcast, and the money had left without a trace. It's WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIRD!

I think Glenn might have laced my podcast with some hidden messages.
"If only we were getting 99 cents per download . . . .
UPDATE: Or, er, anything at all . . . ." - Glenn

*This story is a filthy lie. I could only WISH I actually had $65,000*