Precision Guided Humor Assignment

Is the Mainstream Media patriotic?

Of course they are!....to the insurgents. Just look at our old pal Saddam who was hired to fill in for Dan Rather when he fired himself resigned a while ago. The mainstream media loves our country, but they are not afraid to defame it when the slightest opportunity comes. Because that's what a true patriot does right? They show off their love for the country by dragging it through the dirt.