Friday, September 23, 2005

How Do You Piss Off A Liberal?

The liberal "newspaper" NewsDay has a poll, which I guarantee was meant to sway left, and the resuts of it are incredibly one sided. Here's the question.

"Freedom Center backers say it will help people understand 9/11 sacrifices. Victims’ families say controversy surrounding the museum will dishonor the dead. Do you think it belongs at the WTC site?"

An almost unanimous result is that people do NOT feel like the memorial should be there since it is more than likely going to be giant guilt trip stating how the United States was responsible for, and deserved the attacks on 9/11.

As of 8:45 AM:
There are only 75 people who feel like it will bea "learning tool."
There are 5114 people who feel that it would be a disgrace to the people who died or sacrificed their lives to help save others
There are 36 people who are undecided.



Hat Tip: GOP and the City

Monday, September 19, 2005

Crack Down On White Collar Crooks

L. Dennis Kozlowski, the man who used to be the CEO of Tyco International was sentenced to 25 years in the big house for stealing over $600 Million from the company. He and Mark Swartz were both found guilty of giving themselves illegal $150 million bonuses, after laying off thousands of people most likely for the reason of "not having made a large enough profit." I wonder what might have tipped off the feds, the multimillion dollar apartment, or something as pointless as a $6000 shower curtain. Seriously, and I thought paying both arms and legs for a purse from Louis Vuitton was bad. It reminds me of a scene from the movie Goodfella's where they just pulled off a huge heist and told everyone to lay low and not buy anything big. Then one idiot goes out and buys his wife a fur coat and a brand new pink luxury car. And then of course since it's a mobster movie, the guy gets whacked.

Just because execs are rich as all crap doesn't mean that they can't be forced to become "good buddies" with a 6' 8" guy named Bubba in prison.

Saturday, September 17, 2005

Hitting It Big




You know your family members have hit it big when a Publishing company asks them to review a book.

Congrats to GOP and the City.

Friday, September 16, 2005

I'm Feeling Lucky, Punk

For the past few years Google has had a button called, "I'm Feeling Lucky" this button brings you to "the first website that Google comes up with for that search field. So what's the big deal? Well, there's some really funny ones that come up if you know the words to put in. The latest one I found, "failure." And here's what it leads to. See if anyone in the media bites this story. And I wonder what Google stocks would do if investors found out that they are quite basically bashing the man that has recovered the Economy since the Clinton/9-11 fallout

Some other funnier searches:
French Military Victories
elgooG
Elmer Fudd
Pickled Scuppernongs


and Formerly:
Weapons of Mass Destruction
Waffles

Number one, again

The St. Louis Cardinals, along with being the best team in baseball, are the first to clench a division title for the second season in a row. With a full 4.5 game lead over the 2nd best team the Chicago White Sox, the Red Birds look to be the team to beat going into the October playoffs. The Cardinals are also only 6 wins away from the coveted 100 win mark. This season is especially sentimental since it is the last season at the old Busch Stadium, before it is torn down, and the new Busch Stadium is completed. The cardinals have been playing there for 39 years, but it is now time to move on.

With Chris Carpenter on the mound the Cardinals look to have a guaranteed win on their hands. With 21 wins, 7 complete games, 4 shut outs, an opponent's batting average of only .219, and a WHIP (Walks/Hit's pre Inning Pitched) of 0.99, he was worth the wait after surgery.

You'd better believe that I'm going to be watching this year's playoffs with the same amount of attention as last year's.

Tuesday, September 13, 2005

Democrats Who Pulled The Race Card

These are the democrats who have shamelessly used the race card to claim that President Bush either wanted to ignore the problem, or he didn't respond to the problem fast enough because the people were black. All the names are familiar. Of course the "Good reverend" would be there. If he didn't pull the race card, then he'd have no support and his pay checks would cease to exist.

Howard Dean
Jesse Jackson and Charlie Rangel
Al Sharpton

As I see them, more will be added. I know Hillary would be on the list, but the fact that her husband was with Bush Sr. to help raise money, she is inclined to shut her mouth. Of course Momma Sheehan called it, but she said it was environmental policies that caused it.

Monday, September 12, 2005

Sterilize Kanye, Version 2.0

So here's the update on the now infamous comments that Kanye made on a telecast for the Red Cross. He was slated to perform on the Thursday Night NFL Kickoff before the New England Patriots and the Oakland Raiders started off the season. During the entire performance he was booed by the crowds.

"Maroon 5 came off vapidly (doing just one song, ''Harder to Breathe"), while West did one tune, ''Heard 'Em Say." Yet it was disconcerting to hear his name booed loudly by Patriots fans who evidently didn't appreciate his nationally televised comment the other night on a Hurricane Katrina benefit that President Bush ''doesn't care about black people." The boos were thunderous and lasted for much of his number." - Boston Globe

Drudge Report is developing the story.
Gateway Pundit has the story covered, and covered again
Off Wing Opinion goes in depth for the story
"Well, football fans don't care about black people either" - VH1's Best Week Ever

Serves you right, Kanye. I'll go get the scalpel.

Even After A Terrorist Video...LA Is Still In The Dark

Well, for a time today, it was true. LA had a major blackout that when it happened, made some people think that it was terrorist related due mainly because of an Orange County Whacko that decided to issue a tape for Al Queda.

Some people have stated that it was Adam Gadahn, but after seeing this picture earlier, I am convinced that it is Kanye West, only he's donned his reading glasses since this is something he actually wants to read from the cue cards, and has pulled a Michael Jackson with white make-up.

And in another wild idea that I had, I decided to beat out the Libs to it and say that since Bush is apparently racist, the blackout was cause to further put down the Black people...and the culprit to this? The Man.

Black communities














Blackout Coverage














In all seriousness, Yahoo News reports that it was a wire mix up that caused a power surge. From there one power station shut down, making the others pick up the slack, they overloaded, and so on and so forth, similar to the great New York Blackout of 2003.

Friday, September 09, 2005

Oh Those Infamous Words

It seems that Liberal websites are quite apt at taking the words you've said, leaving out the important ones, and only mentioning the few phrases they want other people to see. From a timeline that the liberal Bush-Bashing site, ThinkProgress.org They state early in the time-line that Bush called Nagin (Which neither of their sources, the Times-Picayune and the St. Petersburg Times say) and told him "that the levee could be topped.". Then later they took one line out of the Washington Post article and used it to make him seem like an imbecile.
"I don't think anybody anticipated the breach of the levees. "

But let's take the WHOLE QUOTE shall we?
"Well, I fully understand people wanting things to have happened yesterday. I mean, I understand the anxiety of people on the ground. I can imagine -- I just can't imagine what it is like to be waving a sign saying 'come and get me now'. So there is frustration. But I want people to know there is a lot of help coming.
"I don't think anybody anticipated the breach of the levees. They did anticipate a serious storm. But these levees got breached. And as a result, much of New Orleans is flooded. And now we are having to deal with it and will."
"
This screams out that the "anybody" he was talking about was tcitizensens of New Orleans who up until 23 hours before the storm were not actually ordered out of the city. Not the Bush Administrations as they would LOVE for you to believe.

Think Progress is nothing more than a whining minority of people who will find anything to misconstrue and aim at Conservatives.

Linked on: Basil's Blog

*Update*: "Bush also clarified his oft-criticized remark that no one had anticipated that New Orleans' levees being breached. He said there was an initial impression that the city had escaped heavy damage "and I myself thought we had dodged a bullet." He said he got that impression from the media." Yahoo! News

Thursday, September 08, 2005

Sterilize Kanye West!

Although I like his song "Jesus Walks" as well as "All Falls Down," Kanye needs to learn to just shut up. In a televised redcross.org infomercial Kanye couldn't resist the temptation to say QUOTE:
"George Bush doesn't care about black people."
The look on Mike Meyer's face after that statement was priceless. Even Chris Rock was literally speechless at the fact of saying a statement like that.
Full Transcript
Drudge Search: Kanye West

Now I will admit that finding food is finding food, but things like stealing a trunk full of Miller Lite, or taking Televisions are looting.

So in response, there have been calls to sterilize Scott Harper, now let's get Kanye West.

FW: Power to the People

As taken from GOP and the City:

"I just got the following email from a friend of mine. It is similar to one I got in 2004, 2002, 2000, and 1999. The same tactic works if we all don't buy Pepsi on November 3rd. Power to the Sheepeople!

IT HAS BEEN CALCULATED THAT IF EVERYONE IN THE UNITED STATES DID NOT PURCHASE A DROP OF GASOLINE FOR ONE DAY AND ALL AT THE SAME TIME, THE OIL COMPANIES WOULD CHOKE ON THEIR STOCKPILES.

THEREFORE Sept 10TH HAS BEEN FORMALLY DECLARED "STICK IT TO THEM DAY" AND THE PEOPLE OF THIS NATION SHOULD NOT BUY A
SINGLE DROP OF GASOLINE THAT DAY.

THE ONLY WAY THIS CAN BE DONE IS IF YOU FORWARD THIS E-MAIL TO AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN AND AS QUICKLY AS YOU CAN TO GET THE WORD OUT WAITING ON THIS ADMINISTRATION TO STEP IN AND CONTROL THE PRICES IS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.

WHO PAYS IN THE END? WE DO! WE CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE IF THEY DON'T GET THE MESSAGE AFTER ONE DAY, WE WILL DO IT AGAIN AND AGAIN. SO DO YOUR PART AND SPREAD THE WORD. FORWARD

Snopes has confirmed this is the same email hoax that's been going around since 1999.

So I replied to my friend, they should also watch their drinks at bars. People have been slipping drugs into glasses and then stealing kidneys.

This I know is true:
Bill Gates will give you a dollar and a free dinner at Applebee's if you forward this post to everyone you know, especially Glenn Reynolds."

So where's my free dollar and dinner at Applebee's? Seriously, if you don't buy gas on a specific day then that's not going to do anything for the prices. I mean if you don't buy gas Saturday, then when are you going to? Friday or Sunday, right? It's funny to see some of the ideas that people come up with.

And apparently Bill O'reilly believed this mission, except his was a mission to not buy gas on Sundays. But again, if no gas is purchased on Sunday's...then when are we going to buy gas? My idea to fix gouging is like what they do with local cable and utility companies. Make them into government regulated monopolies. And if they charge too much (like in Atlanta where it got to $6/gallon) slap a big fine on them. In downtown Atlanta, if a gas station sold any gas over $4/gallon, they had to pay a $5,000 fine. They even did so much as to temporarily abolish the gasoline tax either in the city, or throughout the whole state.

Wednesday, September 07, 2005

The Real Reason For Katrina...

It's official...BlameBush! has discovered the brutal truth behind Hurricane Katrina. And who is to blame? You guessed it. G.W. Check out the site to see what all Bush is to blame for.
In an e-mail to me...
"Isn't it obvious? It was his simple refusal to ratify Kyoto and allow France to regulate our industry that caused Katrina!"

And behold the exclusive images Larry uncovered.
"You go, Ma!!" replied her son, Spc. Casey Sheehan, whose spirit Cindy now channels through a sock puppet on her right hand.



Also it slipped past my mind! GOP and College is now over 1 year old! And how nifty is it that my true 21st is coming up here in a couple days? So from the date of inception to the end of the first year this site received just about 3,300 hits, from 2,000.







*Please don't take this post or anything on Larry's site too seriously...if you can't tell by the sock puppet thing.*

In The News

Well, Judge Rehnquist has passed away. He saw it coming, but he stayed in office as long as he possibly could. He spent over 30 years in the Supreme Court. John Roberts is going to be nominated for the position, and of course the left is going crazy about the fact. They are acting as though he is already sitting there in the court right now. He's only NOMINATED, he has to be accepted as the Chief Justice before he can take the spot. Also Sandra Day O'Connor has already stepped down, so Bush will have the opportunity to replace 2 judges as opposed to the one. Expect the Liberals to be in an uproar about how this will "Tip the balance" in the courts. Well, to the victor go the spoils.

More bad news for the New Orleans people. Despite the fact that the mayor ordered people to leave before the storm arrived, and still refuse to leave. He has started to get serious. He has told police and other emergency people to stop giving people fresh food and water. His ideology is that if you don't give people the things they need to survive, then they will eventually have to leave the city. And now, he has ordered that emergency personnel force people out of the city. However even despite the seriousness of the situation, some people still don't want to leave their homes.
"They included Dennis Rizzuto, 38, who said he had plenty of water, food to last a month and a generator powering his home. He and his family were offered a boat ride to safety, but he declined.
"They're going to have to drag me," Rizzuto said."

I've heard that initially with the Mandatory Evacuation, people were given the opportunity to stay, but they had to sign a sheet that essentially said they understood that they are likely to not survive. Is this true? Either post it or e-mail it to me if you could.