Precision Guided Humor Assignment

How can these people justify calling George Bush a liar for saying the same things they said themselves?


That's a very interesting question...That's like saying, "Hey, have you seen the smart blonde? Yeah neither have I." WAIT A MINUTE!!! THAT'S IT! THEY'RE ALL ACTUALLY BLONDE!!!! They can justify it because in their mind they never said it. They're too dumb to remember! I can see it now, the Democratic Party is the largest wholesale buyer of hair dye in the nation. Every color except blonde. Of course there are a few who keep their blonde hair, such as Hillary, but that is to keep from raising suspicion. Heh, those blondes think they're so smart...