Friday, May 12, 2006

GOP and College Weekend Caption Contest 10

Time to announce the Winners of the Shocker Caption Contest!

10) "To be, or not to be? That is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of the MSM, or to smite the MSM like the commies they are." – fmragtops

9) This is how we do it in Skull and Bones. – The Man

8)Hastert: Psst... You're not supposed to sing the national anthem in Spanish. – Damon Z

7) As we peak over the shoulder... no flakes. That's Selson power, baby! – ChrisA

6) Hastert: This won't hurt a bit!
Boehner: LAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! – Sssteve

5) Hastert: Your thong is showing. – fmragtops

4) Hastert: "These aren't the droids you're looking for."
Boehner: "These aren't the droids we're looking for." – Wyatt Earp

3) And just when Boehner least expects it, Ted Kennedy sneaks up behind him and wham! Teddy gets a Boehner... – jwookie

2) Gee, when my doctor does this we have drinks, first. Come to think of it, he doesn't use his whole fist, either. – rt

And the Winner:

Responding to polls indicating that 99% of the ladies love them some Josh Groban, Representative Boehner holds a note while singing "Gira Con Me" for Capitol tourists. – Will Franklin

Other contests on the web:
Random Numbers
Outside The Beltway
Gone Rick Motel

GOP and College's Former Contests:
Bombs Away Caption Contest
Happy Pappy Caption Contest
Crazy Hair Caption Contest
Upside-Down Democrats Caption Contest
Not-So Warm And Fuzzy Caption Contest
Dangerous Caption Contest
Chipmunk Caption Contest
Breakable Caption Contest
What Do Ya Say Contest